An alien who landed in the English countryside was surprised to hear two cows talking,"I hope I don't catch mad cow disease," said the first.
"Oh, you don't need to worry about that, " replied the second.
"Why not?"
"It doesn't affect us pigs."

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up.


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A man stopped at a transport cafe for breakfast. "What can I get you?" asked the waitress.
" I'll have some leathery bacon , half-cooked sausages, a greasy egg and some dried-up old mushrooms," he replied.
"We couldn't possibly serve you food like that!" exclaimed the waitress.
" Why not?" asked the man.
"You did yesterday".



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what did the mayonnaise say
to the fridge?

"close the door , I'm dressing"

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what was purple and wanted to rule the world?

Alexander the grape.

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FACT : A Cockroach can live for up to nine days without its head, before it starves to death.


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